The Guardian publishes an article, Are you a woman who believes in astrology?:
I’m whatever sign whose prediction this week read, ‘On Sunday, a friend who has masqueraded as a rational human being for the 15 years of your acquaintance will stand revealed before you as just another cack-brained, gibbering fool swirling in a festering cesspit of stupidity’
Of course this paper’s stablemate, The Observer, published a huge spread in its magazine telling you all about what the stars are predicting for you in the year ahead and the paper prints the ramblings of this cack-brained fool every week
