At the recent Tory party conference in Brighton, Chariman Dr Liam Fox announced that he was a fan of the Scissor Sisters. Do you think he knows the origin of the band’s name (reported by MTV as ‘cheeky’, although none of the band are lesbians) ?
And why get fatty Soames to talk in public about his first kiss? It’s a sure cue for people to repeat his ex-girlfriend’s description of having sex with him: ‘Imagine lying in bed when suddenly the wardrobe topples over and falls on top of you with the key still in the lock’
Couple this (so to speak) with their use of ‘A Little Less Conversation’ as a theme tune for the week and it seems clear that the Conservatives are introducing sex as a come-on for their policies. It won’t work.
